Crapclassics # 5: The Golden Compass - Just don't get it

The Golden Compass  - Philip Pullman

Very little I can say about this save I've attempted to read this series four times...and have never made it half-way through the first book. I've never been able to pinpoint the exact reasons why I am so completely not interested in this series, but I very rarely don't finish a book I've started, so this stands out as a pretty big outlier.