Reading progress update: I've read 40 out of 300 pages.

Once Bitten, Twice Shy - Jennifer Rardin

Here are a few quotes to show you why I'm currently worrying my husband by laughing hysterically every few minutes! 


Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from seventh grade. Then it whacks you on the back of the head, takes you straight to your knees before you realize what hit you. Other times you can see it coming, just a dot on the horizon, but you're like a canary in a cage. All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.


Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my hero.


What is it about people who know you best? You never reveal to them the secret location of you make-me-crazy buttons and yet, like toddlers at preschool, they root them out and push them repeatedly, Mine are directly connected to hand grenades.