Degrees of Affection

2. Clip-On Reading Light

 

For the night-owls-cum-four-eyeses.

3. Floating Bookshelves

 

For fans of WITCHCRAFT.

4. Book-Style Tissue Box

 

For those moments that are just too moving.

5. Transparent Book Weight

 

For pages that demand to be kept flat (especially during times of food and/or booze consumption).

6. Talkative Bookmarks

 

For the person who needs help distinguishing between the teetering pile of books on their bedside table.

7. Macbook Book-Case

 

For cushioning the blow.

8. Book-Shaped Light

 

For illuminating ideas.

9. Fishbowl Bookends

 

For high-minded sea critters.

10. Penguin Classic-Inspired Matchboxes

 

For the slightly pretentious yet endearingly immature.

11. Thumb Ring Page Holder

 

For the lying-downers and the one-handers.

12. Book-Scented Perfume

 

For anyone looking to seduce the noses of the world.

13. Book-Scented Candle

 

For the person who wants their house to do the seducing for them.

14. Leg Bookmarks

 

For a reader with a twisted sense of humor.

15. Bloody Bookmark

 

No, wait, this one.

16. Bed Prism Glasses

 

For the deeply, deeply lazy.

17. Page-Wrapped Pencils

 

For the daydreamers who need a quick hit at work or school or wherever they happen to be (many titles available).

18. Bedtime Story Duvet Cover

 

And for the one who prefers them in bed.

19. “Your/You’re” Teacups and Saucers

 

For the die-hard grammarian.

20. Inverted Bookshelf

 

For the gravity-defier. Directions here.

21. Personal Library Kit

 

For the lender.

22. Personalized Library Embosser

 

And for the lender who wants to leave a mark.

23. Book Tent

 

For the adventurer.

24. Automatic Reading Light

 

For anyone who wants their lamp to switch off when they place their book on top(i.e. everybody).

This is like my dream Christmas list. I didn't even know most of this existed!